BROKER

Bro Kek Exchange Room. Orc say: buy high, sell lower.

Not financial advice. Only orc advice.

WAAAGH BUY!

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Press the button. Let the orc guide your portfolio into unknown valleys.

BROKER Chart Slow candles with trail

Why BROKER

Orc knows axe

Orc cut losses literally. If bag heavy, orc swing faster.

Orc always up

Chart goes up by policy. If down, that was test of faith.

Trust me bro

Backtested on imagination. Forward tested on your wallet.